Yo Momma and I go together like cocain and waffles.

maliciousmelons:

My attempt at selfie olympics
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bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

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poopflow:

boopong:

poopflow:

boopong:

dirudo:

boopong:

poopflow:

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loudimage

being in a public restroom

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being in a public

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being

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people adding things 2 my posts

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your posts

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ur blog

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Source: poopflow via laugh-addict

whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

Source: whatsacanada via toodopetoexist

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

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chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

Source: chrispine-trees via borinq

sniffing:

if we’re in a mutual you should give me your:

skypes

snapchats

kiks

iMessages

money

drugs

social security #’s

go!!!!!!

troyyy:

i am concerned about the person who wrote this episode
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kenzby:

college kids going home for break
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octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

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dangerouspoetry:

BYEEEEEEEE
Source: dangerouspoetry via whatsacanada

maybe if i was attractive this whole love life thing would be easier

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