Yo Momma and I go together like cocain and waffles.

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heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 
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splantamello:

ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

Someone is living up to their url

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tyleroakley:

gaytable:

is dan subtly trying to tell several thousand people that he had a dream in which he fucked a horse

the next time I talk to dan i’m bringing this up
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dizzymcguire:

*crosses off days on the calendar since my last successful text post*

kimpissible:

i posted this status in 2009 when i was 11 and it is still true to this day

image

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basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

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i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

when i was in 8th grade my family went to pirates cove mini golf and i thought this chipmunk on the pirate statue was fake so i tested it out by swinging my putter at it. long story short the chipmunk flew many yards and stopped moving and also my parents were upset and my sister cried

please dont arrest me

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brilliances:

When the Fault in Our Stars movie comes out, I swear we can probably watch most of the movie in gifs.

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"People always tell you, ‘Be humble. Be humble.’ When was the last time someone told you to be amazing? Be great! Be great! Be awesome! Be awesome!"
Kanye West, American Mozart  (via scumburg)
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