i may not be the best person in the world but at least i’ve never been the asshole who sticks gum to the undersides of tables and chairs
Fun fact: the human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton.
Also the equator is long enough that it’ll wrap around the world exactly once.
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oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own fucking hero and surround yourself with positivity
me in the club
Aspen why do yr posts have signatures
What are you talking about?
~*$$ Gettin All Dis Money Wit Nowhere To Spend IT $$*~
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
I just read this out to my grandma and she goes “He forgot the dog? Fucking hell, what’s this world coming to?”
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ARE THEY PLANNING HER DEATH OR SOMETHING?
walter jr hits on selena gomez
give it 10 years
The beautiful Marilyn Monroe